5000 Units Burglar Beanie

Your head called. It’s cold, and it’s making that everyone’s problem.

The 5000 Units beanie wraps your command center in a soft acrylic knit, with an embroidered logo up front and our woven tag inside—so even your scalp knows who to thank.

Ideal for winter walks, chilly workshops, and standing beside a broken machine while confidently saying, “Interesting.”

• Cuffed knit in Black, Navy, Army, or Asphalt Heather
• Embroidered 5000 Units logo
• One size fits most human heads
• Made to order, because we refuse to stockpile empty heads

Keeps your head warm. Your ideas remain unsupervised.